Next it will be the Lifetime movie

Twice this week I have seen bits of my life portrayed in unusual places.

1. Earlier this week I saw a TV commercial that must have been inspired by my life. The commercial was for a lady’s razor. In the ad there are lots of skinny ladies laying around in their bathing suits, just like in real life. One of the ladies is having a hair issue on her long, lean legs, but thankfully discovers this new razor that easily solves her problem. With her silky smooth legs the lady steps out into her backyard while carrying an orange pool float to her kiddie pool. For those of you with foggy memories, let me remind you that I am a lady with hair issues on my legs and I own an orange pool float that I use in my kiddie pool!! Clearly who ever created that commercial reads my blog. Do you think that I deserve a lifetime supply of razors?

2. Today one of my co-workers thought that I would enjoy (or needed to read) the latest copy of Women’s Health. On page 92 you can read a list of funny, but bad pick-up lines. Let me share with you bad pick-up line #8:

“I’d love to see you in bed naked with my four cats.”

Honestly, they forgot to write this part……”said Alicia, with a seductive look in her eyes and a bag of catnip in her hands.”

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